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Deep Thoughts

These quotes were all said whilst intoxicated in some way shape or form... not that we condone that, that stuff is bad for you.

Dan: This is me driving a bus... oh look... IM TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL!
 
John: Dude...My face feels like rubber.
 
Andy at Burger King: I'd like to kingsize that shit.
 
Speaker talking to John: Would you also like yours large sized?
 
John: Um... no... but I'd like that shit king sized please.
 
Jack: Can you also add some ketchup n' bullshiiit.
 


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